Salty the iPhone emerged from the ocean with super powers, like advice-giving, fiscal foresight, and a very advanced vocabulary. Pose your iPhone-related and/or philosophical quandries at askaniphone@gmail.com, and check out his Volume III (aka Look Who's Salty Now) after the jump...

Salty the iPhone emerged from the ocean with super powers, namely that he can dispense essential advice and spread the cooling salve of knowledge over all your hottest, itchiest, burningest questions. Pose your quandries at askaniphone@gmail.com, and check out his latest round of infinite, snarky wisdom after the jump...

Salty the iPhone emerged from the ocean with super powers, namely that he can dispense essential advice and spread the cooling salve of knowledge over all your hottest, itchiest, burningest questions. Pose your quandries at askaniphone@gmail.com, and check out his first round of infinite wisdom after the jump...